Your name is JADE STRIDER. You’re about SIXTEEN, and you live on SOME ISLAND in the PASCIFIC. It’s FUCKING HOT in your room, UNREASONABLY hot. The fans in your room DON’T EVEN WORK, so you typically lounge around in and OVER SIZED WIFEBEATER. Stuffies of kittens and puppies litter the floor, BUT IT’S ALL IRONIC. Of course. Maybe it was a little unironic. Just a little. The stuffies are almost as unironic as your ASPIRING DREAM to SING to a crowd. You’re sure it’s going to happen some day! Maybe when you get over your ANTI-SOCIAL PERSONALITY DISORDER. Right now you’re lounging back in shorts and a tank top, waiting for your BROTHER to just POP THE FUCK OUT OF NOWHERE. Your chumhandle is garrulousGladiator and you speak in a pretty normal way B/  coolkats B) Tumblr (3.0; @jadestrider)http://jadestrider.tumblr.com/<ol class=" " id="posts"><li class="notification first_notification "><a class="avatar_frame" href="http://tgstrider.tumblr.com/"><img class="avatar" id="notification_avatar_4haenkde4hh39nt" src="http://27.media.tumblr.com/avatar_7c0a7b82035e_40.png"/></a> <div class="nipple border"></div> <div class="nipple"></div> <a href="http://tgstrider.tumblr.com/">tgstrider</a> started following you <div class="notification_type_icon follow_icon"></div> </li> <li class="notification alt "><a class="avatar_frame" href="http://estrangedegbert.tumblr.com/"><img class="avatar" id="notification_avatar_msus2c6kd4fvha4" src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/avatar_441df88636e3_40.png"/></a> <div class="nipple border"></div> <div class="nipple"></div> <a href="http://estrangedegbert.tumblr.com/">estrangedegbert</a> started following you <div class="notification_type_icon follow_icon"></div> </li> <li class="notification "><a class="avatar_frame" href="http://therapeuticthorn.tumblr.com/"><img class="avatar" id="notification_avatar_s538bfz4s28rxx4" src="http://29.media.tumblr.com/avatar_2cde97dbace0_40.png"/></a> <div class="nipple border"></div> <div class="nipple"></div> <a href="http://therapeuticthorn.tumblr.com/">therapeuticthorn</a> started following you <div class="notification_type_icon follow_icon"></div> </li> <li class="notification alt "><a class="avatar_frame" href="http://dawg-tier.tumblr.com/"><img class="avatar" id="notification_avatar_6vd4kz9erwvc57x" src="http://26.media.tumblr.com/avatar_efd5dfe1e9c4_40.png"/></a> <div class="nipple border"></div> <div class="nipple"></div> <a href="http://dawg-tier.tumblr.com/">dawg-tier</a> started following you <div class="notification_type_icon follow_icon"></div> </li> <li class="notification "><a class="avatar_frame" href="http://mage-of-doom.tumblr.com/"><img class="avatar" id="notification_avatar_besawavvu4h79ft" src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/avatar_5e6a0d1daf7b_40.png"/></a> <div class="nipple border"></div> <div class="nipple"></div> <a href="http://mage-of-doom.tumblr.com/">mage-of-doom</a> started following you <div class="notification_type_icon follow_icon"></div> </li> <li class="notification alt "><a class="avatar_frame" href="http://honkytonkbadonkahonk.tumblr.com/"><img class="avatar" id="notification_avatar_tmd3bc93mrkx2u3" src="http://30.media.tumblr.com/avatar_75a55f58da0b_40.png"/></a> <div class="nipple border"></div> <div class="nipple"></div> <a href="http://honkytonkbadonkahonk.tumblr.com/">honkytonkbadonkahonk</a> started following you <div class="notification_type_icon follow_icon"></div> </li> <li class="notification "><a class="avatar_frame" href="http://theangriestemperor.tumblr.com/"><img class="avatar" id="notification_avatar_danwnn3hxmr3hxt" src="http://30.media.tumblr.com/avatar_153e281a7b14_40.png"/></a> <div class="nipple border"></div> <div class="nipple"></div> <a href="http://theangriestemperor.tumblr.com/">theangriestemperor</a> started following you <div class="notification_type_icon follow_icon"></div> </li> <li class="notification alt "><a class="avatar_frame" href="http://soporific-intelligence.tumblr.com/"><img class="avatar" id="notification_avatar_7b3xu56vkb2tcu7" src="http://27.media.tumblr.com/avatar_e043baab2861_40.png"/></a> <div class="nipple border"></div> <div class="nipple"></div> <a href="http://soporific-intelligence.tumblr.com/">soporific-intelligence</a> started following you <div class="notification_type_icon follow_icon"></div> </li> <li class="notification last_notification "><a class="avatar_frame" href="http://prankmaster.tumblr.com/"><img class="avatar" id="notification_avatar_9hnu484vdhm35h9" src="http://28.media.tumblr.com/avatar_072263763ba6_40.png"/></a> <div class="nipple border"></div> <div class="nipple"></div> <a href="http://prankmaster.tumblr.com/">prankmaster</a> started following you</li> </ol><p><span>oh wow</span></p> <p><span>hi B)</span></p>http://jadestrider.tumblr.com/post/17842876007http://jadestrider.tumblr.com/post/17842876007Sat, 18 Feb 2012 16:33:30 -0500<p><a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://dawg-tier.tumblr.com/post/15323784988/jadestrider-started-following-you">dawg-tier</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p>oh hey th-</p> <p>jade <em>strider</em></p> <p>what</p> </blockquote> <p>what-</p> <p>this is just as confusing for me as it is for you!</p>http://jadestrider.tumblr.com/post/15325103474http://jadestrider.tumblr.com/post/15325103474Wed, 04 Jan 2012 21:43:08 -0500jadestrider[[no problem! &lt;3]]<p><a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://thefuckingpuppetmaster.tumblr.com/post/15323672074/jadestrider-thefuckingpuppetmaster">thefuckingpuppetmaster</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p><a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://jadestrider.tumblr.com/post/15323624882/thefuckingpuppetmaster-jadestrider-reblogged">jadestrider</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p><a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://thefuckingpuppetmaster.tumblr.com/post/15323400530/jadestrider-reblogged-your-post-jadestrider">thefuckingpuppetmaster</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p><strong><a href="http://jadestrider.tumblr.com/"><img src="http://media.tumblr.com/avatar_c3bf21ea5757_16.png"/></a></strong> <strong><a href="http://jadestrider.tumblr.com/">jadestrider</a></strong> <strong><a href="http://jadestrider.tumblr.com/post/15323327943/thefuckingpuppetmaster-jadestrider-started">reblogged</a></strong> your <strong><a href="http://thefuckingpuppetmaster.tumblr.com/post/15323275133/jadestrider-started-following-you-welp-now-ive">post</a></strong><span>:</span> <em><strong><a href="http://jadestrider.tumblr.com/post/15323327943/thefuckingpuppetmaster-jadestrider-started">jadestrider started following you welp now ive…</a></strong></em></p> <blockquote>like i havent heard that before hehehe BP hey!</blockquote> youre just in time im about to get intoxicated to the point where i wont be able to tell a poptart from rat shit</blockquote> <p>can i film it then</p> </blockquote> <p>filming wont be necessary ill probably go around yelling all about it later </p> </blockquote> <p>hehe<br/>okay</p> <p>i will sit by the sidelines<br/>and observe<br/>dont mind me </p>http://jadestrider.tumblr.com/post/15323741083http://jadestrider.tumblr.com/post/15323741083Wed, 04 Jan 2012 21:18:17 -0500jadestrider<p><a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://turntechdjhead.tumblr.com/post/15323666047/jadestrider-turntechdjhead">turntechdjhead</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p><a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://jadestrider.tumblr.com/post/15323579501/turntechdjhead-jadestrider-started">jadestrider</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p><a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://turntechdjhead.tumblr.com/post/15323430564/jadestrider-started-following-you-hey-er">turntechdjhead</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p><span> </span></p> <div class="nipple border"></div> <div class="nipple"></div> <p><a href="http://jadestrider.tumblr.com/">jadestrider</a> started following you</p> <p>hey</p> <p>er </p> <p>wait…</p> </blockquote> <p>..</p> <p>hi</p> <p>B)</p> </blockquote> <p>jade strider huh</p> <p>sup</p> </blockquote> <p>totally!</p> <p>i got back from paris<br/>like<br/>i was there for months it was pretty awesome Bo</p> <p>you???? </p>http://jadestrider.tumblr.com/post/15323703468http://jadestrider.tumblr.com/post/15323703468Wed, 04 Jan 2012 21:17:35 -0500<p><a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://tricksygodcat.tumblr.com/post/15323424313/jadestrider-started-following-you">tricksygodcat</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p><a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://jadestrider.tumblr.com/post/15323363475/jadestrider-started-following-you">jadestrider</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p><a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://tricksygodcat.tumblr.com/post/15323240219/jadestrider-started-following-you">tricksygodcat</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p>Oh damn, I don’t think I can handle a cute lil gal like you. </p> </blockquote> <p>youre such a flatterer! BP<br/>or a gentleman<br/>somethin like that </p> </blockquote> <p>I prefer the term gentleman, as I am a man of wealth and taste. </p> <p>Call me Gwen, sugar. </p> </blockquote> <p>alright!</p> <p>ok gwen<br/>you can call me jade B)<br/>or strider<br/>or js<br/>whatever suites your tastes really </p>http://jadestrider.tumblr.com/post/15323659856http://jadestrider.tumblr.com/post/15323659856Wed, 04 Jan 2012 21:16:46 -0500jadestrider<p><a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://thefuckingpuppetmaster.tumblr.com/post/15323400530/jadestrider-reblogged-your-post-jadestrider">thefuckingpuppetmaster</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p><strong><a href="http://jadestrider.tumblr.com/"><img src="http://media.tumblr.com/avatar_c3bf21ea5757_16.png"/></a></strong> <strong><a href="http://jadestrider.tumblr.com/">jadestrider</a></strong> <strong><a href="http://jadestrider.tumblr.com/post/15323327943/thefuckingpuppetmaster-jadestrider-started">reblogged</a></strong> your <strong><a href="http://thefuckingpuppetmaster.tumblr.com/post/15323275133/jadestrider-started-following-you-welp-now-ive">post</a></strong><span>:</span> <em><strong><a href="http://jadestrider.tumblr.com/post/15323327943/thefuckingpuppetmaster-jadestrider-started">jadestrider started following you welp now ive…</a></strong></em></p> <blockquote>like i havent heard that before hehehe BP hey!</blockquote> youre just in time im about to get intoxicated to the point where i wont be able to tell a poptart from rat shit</blockquote> <p>can i film it then</p>http://jadestrider.tumblr.com/post/15323624882http://jadestrider.tumblr.com/post/15323624882Wed, 04 Jan 2012 21:16:07 -0500jadestrider<p><a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://turntechdjhead.tumblr.com/post/15323430564/jadestrider-started-following-you-hey-er">turntechdjhead</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p><span> </span></p> <div class="nipple border"></div> <div class="nipple"></div> <p><a href="http://jadestrider.tumblr.com/">jadestrider</a> started following you</p> <p>hey</p> <p>er </p> <p>wait…</p> </blockquote> <p>..</p> <p>hi</p> <p>B)</p>http://jadestrider.tumblr.com/post/15323579501http://jadestrider.tumblr.com/post/15323579501Wed, 04 Jan 2012 21:15:15 -0500jadestrider<p><a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://supsupironysup.tumblr.com/post/15323492181/jadestrider-started-following-you-yo">supsupironysup</a>:</p> <blockquote> <blockquote> <p><strong><a href="http://jadestrider.tumblr.com/"><img src="http://media.tumblr.com/avatar_c3bf21ea5757_16.png"/></a></strong> <strong><a href="http://jadestrider.tumblr.com/">jadestrider</a></strong> started following you</p> </blockquote> <p>yo</p> </blockquote> <p>sup</p>http://jadestrider.tumblr.com/post/15323536169http://jadestrider.tumblr.com/post/15323536169Wed, 04 Jan 2012 21:14:27 -0500jadestrideri dont have a dicki could stick an imaginary one in but thatd be totally lame BP<p><a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://tricksygodcat.tumblr.com/post/15323240219/jadestrider-started-following-you">tricksygodcat</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p>Oh damn, I don’t think I can handle a cute lil gal like you. </p> </blockquote> <p>youre such a flatterer! BP<br/>or a gentleman<br/>somethin like that </p>http://jadestrider.tumblr.com/post/15323363475http://jadestrider.tumblr.com/post/15323363475Wed, 04 Jan 2012 21:11:13 -0500jadestridernever stop<p><a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://thefuckingpuppetmaster.tumblr.com/post/15323275133/jadestrider-started-following-you-welp-now-ive">thefuckingpuppetmaster</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p><strong><a href="http://jadestrider.tumblr.com/"><img src="http://media.tumblr.com/avatar_c3bf21ea5757_16.png"/></a></strong> <strong><a href="http://jadestrider.tumblr.com/">jadestrider</a></strong> started following you</p> <p>welp</p> <p>now ive seen everything</p> </blockquote> <p>like i havent heard that before<br/>hehehe BP</p> <p>hey! </p>http://jadestrider.tumblr.com/post/15323327943http://jadestrider.tumblr.com/post/15323327943Wed, 04 Jan 2012 21:10:33 -0500jadestridernothin muchyou<p><a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://turntechknight.tumblr.com/post/15323102272/jadestrider-oh-wow-i-could-say-the-same-to-you">turntechknight</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p><a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://jadestrider.tumblr.com/post/15322943315/turntechknight-jadestrider-folgt-dir-jetzt">jadestrider</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p>oh wow<br/>i could say the same to you actually Bl<br/>er<br/>in my timeline<br/>youre like<br/>reaaaaally talkative!<br/>and a harley</p> <p>hehe<br/>hi!<br/>jade strider<br/>at your service B)</p> <p>nothings is up really<br/>got back from a trip<br/>you </p> </blockquote> <p>woah<br/>… so guardian swaps huh<br/>neat</p> <p>iim pretty good<br/>considering the shit thats gone down lately</p> <p>pretty sick shit<br/>so where did you go for your trip</p> </blockquote> <p>yup pretty much<br/>i guess<br/>he was raised by some whatchamacallit teleporting doggy thing BP<br/>i was raised by bro<br/>but hes uh<br/>around! i guess B?</p> <p>oh<br/>what happened?</p> <p>paris! B)<br/>it was fun</p>http://jadestrider.tumblr.com/post/15323281197http://jadestrider.tumblr.com/post/15323281197Wed, 04 Jan 2012 21:09:41 -0500jadestrider<p><a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://turntechknight.tumblr.com/post/15322766407/jadestrider-folgt-dir-jetzt-woah-this-is-a-new">turntechknight</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p><strong><a href="http://jadestrider.tumblr.com/"><img src="http://media.tumblr.com/avatar_c3bf21ea5757_16.png"/></a></strong> <strong><a href="http://jadestrider.tumblr.com/">jadestrider</a></strong> folgt dir jetzt</p> <p>…<br/>woah this is a new one<br/>harley is a strider<br/>go figure</p> <p>anyway<br/>sup<br/>dave strider at your service</p> </blockquote> <p>oh wow<br/>i could say the same to you actually Bl<br/>er<br/>in my timeline<br/>youre like<br/>reaaaaally talkative!<br/>and a harley</p> <p>hehe<br/>hi!<br/>jade strider<br/>at your service B)</p> <p>nothings is up really<br/>got back from a trip<br/>you </p>http://jadestrider.tumblr.com/post/15322943315http://jadestrider.tumblr.com/post/15322943315Wed, 04 Jan 2012 21:03:20 -0500jadestrider<img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_lukwqtCc9f1qaxljmo1_500.jpg"/><br/><br/><p><a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://swampy-.tumblr.com/post/12719525621/website-facebook-please-like-it-if-you-wish">swampy-</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p><a href="http://www.allisonnazzareno.com">Website</a> | <a href="http://www.facebook.com/allisonnazzareno.photography">Facebook</a> (please “like” it if you wish)<br/>I was bored and practicing some lighting techniques in the living room with my cat skull. <em>Reblog if you’d like and do feel free to remove all of this text (except the links to my pages, please).</em></p> </blockquote>http://jadestrider.tumblr.com/post/15322245444http://jadestrider.tumblr.com/post/15322245444Wed, 04 Jan 2012 20:50:24 -0500<img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_lxaxos7R2w1r9c91co1_500.jpg"/><br/><br/>http://jadestrider.tumblr.com/post/15321968412http://jadestrider.tumblr.com/post/15321968412Wed, 04 Jan 2012 20:45:18 -0500i like the feathery ones<p><a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://rhetoricironic.tumblr.com/post/15321796802/jadestrider-started-following-you-now-theres-a">rhetoricironic</a>:</p> <blockquote> <blockquote> <p><a href="http://jadestrider.tumblr.com/">jadestrider</a><span> started following you</span></p> </blockquote> <p><span>now theres a name crossover i never expected to see<br/>actually i tell a lie once i knew a dave harley<br/>he was pretty cool<br/>how goes things??? </span></p> </blockquote> <p>you knew dave???<br/>oh cool!<br/>i knew him once too Bl<br/>but he left somewhere idk where he went B(</p> <p>im okay!!!<br/>ive actually gotten back from this huge trip thing i took<br/>its been awhile since ive last been here Bo </p>http://jadestrider.tumblr.com/post/15321918145http://jadestrider.tumblr.com/post/15321918145Wed, 04 Jan 2012 20:44:22 -0500jadestrider<img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_lw1qxdPnN71qcdv3mo1_500.jpg"/><br/><br/>http://jadestrider.tumblr.com/post/15321631819http://jadestrider.tumblr.com/post/15321631819Wed, 04 Jan 2012 20:39:05 -0500:o<p>seriously.</p>http://jadestrider.tumblr.com/post/10330997905http://jadestrider.tumblr.com/post/10330997905Sat, 17 Sep 2011 17:35:43 -0400<p><a href="http://turntabletrickster.tumblr.com/post/10019774910">turntabletrickster</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p>jadestrider started following you</p> <p>sup…jade?</p> </blockquote> <p>hey&#8230;</p> <p>harley.</p> <p>egbert??</p>http://jadestrider.tumblr.com/post/10019962703http://jadestrider.tumblr.com/post/10019962703Fri, 09 Sep 2011 22:38:42 -0400jadestrider<a href="http://shadow-bro.tumblr.com/">oh nooooooo</a>http://jadestrider.tumblr.com/post/10015833990http://jadestrider.tumblr.com/post/10015833990Fri, 09 Sep 2011 21:03:18 -0400oh godwe're fucked<a href="http://puppetrumps.tumblr.com/post/9907529920">sup: jadestrider: puppetrumps: //nods and looks off to the side, digging...</a>: <p><a href="http://puppetrumps.tumblr.com/post/9907704801">puppetrumps</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p><a href="http://jadestrider.tumblr.com/post/9907638412">jadestrider</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p><a href="http://jadestrider.tumblr.com/post/9907493259">jadestrider</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p><a href="http://puppetrumps.tumblr.com/post/9907241002">puppetrumps</a>:</p> <blockquote> <blockquote> <p>//nods and looks off to the side, digging her heel into the ground./</p> <p>sorry i kinda caught you at a bad time hm.</p> </blockquote> <p>its cool.</p> <p>not your fault.</p> </blockquote> <p>//shrugs and looks back over at him, rocking back and forth on her heels./</p> <p>//..just sort of leans forward and…</p> </blockquote> <p>//snorts and tightens her grip./</p> <p>well no shit.</p> <p>bro from my timeline is as dead as a doornob.</p> <p>but, yeah thatd be nice. if its not awkward at all or anything for you.</p> </blockquote> <p>just uh.</p> <p>dont worry about dave.</p> <p>hes well.</p> <p>youre a strider. you know.</p> </blockquote> <p>dave. itll be hard calling him dave and not harley to be honest.</p> <p>and yeah.</p>http://jadestrider.tumblr.com/post/9907752485http://jadestrider.tumblr.com/post/9907752485Wed, 07 Sep 2011 00:11:19 -0400